Tom Demotivational Poster
MORTICIAN'S TIP -
FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan
IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas
TOMORROW - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.
DADDY - would you like some sausage?
BLACK FRIDAY - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST - It's usually not this funny
ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …
STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid
HAPPINESS IS... - Grilled cheese and tomato soup. You cannot disagree with this without lying.
ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone
WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.
KNOWLEDGE VS WISDOM - Knowledge:knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Not putting it in a fruit salad.
INTERVENTION - Let me make sure I understand you: You're not willing to accept this gift and go into treatment today?
APOCALYPSE - Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON
NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Show me the funny!
JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY -
IT'S NOT FUNNY - When it happens to you!
SO PAY ATTENTION -
THE WAITING -
OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.
CHRISTIAN LOGIC -
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -
PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream
LIFE - Live It
YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received
ROCK BOTTOM -
WHO THE HELL... - is Tom Arrow? And what will he never know?
LES GROSSMAN - You're gonna need to call the United Nations to get a binding resolution to keep him from destroying you!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. - You told the defense to move so he'd fall in the end-zone. Cool story, Bro.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME -
TECHNOLOGY - " A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips
LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow
NO REFUNDS -
Tom Baker -
GANGSTER TOMATO - They're tired of being on the God Damn Whopper...
A Word Of Advice -
BILLY MAYS - It may be of poor taste, but you know you laughed
NAVY TOMAHAWKS - When you want to make a big impression Send it air express
MEANWHILE OFF THE COAST OF LIBYA... - The US NAVY carries out the "Plan of the Day "..BRAVO ZULU
50 CENT/ TOM CRUISE - Try stopping Scientology now.
TARGET PRACTICE AT SEA -
LOOKING FOR ANSWERS - They may not be at the bottom of a bottle but what the hell, it can't hurt to try.
LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.
ANNOYING PEOPLE - When your in the business of customer service, you do your best not to reach out and slap the annoying ones.
LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider!
TOM TOM - *take a left right now!* never take your navigation system to literally
On Any Given Day -
THE GUYS THAT WOULDN'T BUCKLE TO THE NAZIS. -
DUST TO DUST -
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! - stay safe
MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !
BEER I SMUGGLED A BUNCH INTO WORK -
THERE MAY ONLY BE 6 - BUT THIS IS A PERFECT 10 and doesn't get any better at all.
TOMORROW - will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.
HIROSHIMA - Ha, you missed.
Facepalm look -
Customer Service -
AND IN THE END -
MAN-CARD - MISTER, I wasn't there to think! I was a soldier following ORDERS!! Wasn't a lot of BACK-TALK in this mission Wasn't a lot tolerated niether.
ATOMIC ARMAGEDDON -
TOM BRADY -
DR. HOUSE - Turning Doctors Into Superbowl Champions
FAMILY OUTCAST - Some will do anything, just to be included.
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP - ugly goes to the bone
my tombstone -
LOYALTY - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow... I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -
I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.
DETROIT - Doesn't build junk Anymore
CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong
HEY TOM CRUISE - Your lunch is ready
SCIENTOLOGY - A couch's worst enemy
XENU - is going to kill us all!
Customer Service -
SPIDER MONKEY - He came at me like a "Spider Monkey" A SPIDER MONKEY!!
Spell Check -
atom smasher -
custom SUVs -
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